poontastic


a woman who is so hot all you can think of is having s-x with her.
man, that heather locklear is poontastic!
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adjective used for describing a woman’s v-g-n- which is in immaculate condition and perfectly waxed or shaved as well as clean.
“you know that chick i met the other night? when i took a look downstairs it was poontastic!”
anyone who is so hot, tan, buff, etc. that all you can think of is having s-x with them.
man, he/she is so poontastic.

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