poontoast
poontoast; the breakfast of champions.
coach bergman: why can’t you throw a shot-put more than three f-ckin’ feet?
kid: i’m not feeling to good today….
bergman: well, then you should’ve have poontoast; it’s the breakfast of champions!
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