Poop and Swoop


when feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it’s sweet fragrance. then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
p–p and swoop a.k.a. the fart bandit

stacey: “oh my g-d! do you smell that?! rob! what the h-ll?!”

rob: “it wasn’t me! that had to have been jesse.”

jesse: “no way, dude.”

monica: “i think someone just p–p and swooped us.”

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