poop balancing
p–p balancing is a fine art. it involves trying to balance your p–p vertically like a little tower as you take a sh-t. the balancer is not limited to a specific surface. the beatiful thing about p–p balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.
betty: eric why are there towers of p–p all over the countertops and living room floor!
eric: i am p–p balancing sweetheart….
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