poop chute misdirection


when attempting to penetrate, from behind, the -n-s of an inexperienced -n-l receiver, throw pop-its against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

when you’re about to f-ck a woman’s -ss from behind and it’s her first time trying -n-l, throw pop-its against the wall in front of her to distract her while you f-ck her -ss.
i have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some pop-its. i’m going to try the “p–p chute misdirection” tonight with margaret.

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