Poop Clamp


the physical attempt of ejecting excrement from an individual utilizing duel placement of hands over the anterior and posterior portions of the abdomen and squeezing/applying pressure (clamping).
s/he got p–p clamped after a heavy meal which caused great detriment to undergarments.

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