poop cork
when one has -n-l s-x with a person and a gob of sh-t plugs up the opening of the p-n-s.
john f-cks jill in the -ss and afterward john finds his p-hole clogged with a p–p cork
when you have a bad stomach ache and torturous gas pains, so you go to the toilet to p-ss the gas. a small, hard t-rd pops out and goes “bop!” and then all the gas p-sses at once, and you experience a rapid deflation of your colon.
p–p cork: thank god i popped that “p–p cork” because the stomach pains were unbearable.
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