poop crusties
crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. they resemble wet bread bits.
oh you crackhead, you left p–p crusties in the can.
dried bits of poo left on and around the b-tthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. aforementioned “crusties” generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
note: flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and psi.
“kind sir, i seem to have run out of tp. could you -ssist me before i develop p–p crusties”
“the recent polly sh-r- article in the times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable p–p crusties.”
this florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no p–p crusties.
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