poop de grace

p–p de grace pr-nounced /pu day gras/ (properly spelled “p–p de grâce”) is related to the french phrase “coup de grâce.” while “coup de grâce” means “blow of mercy,” “p–p de grâce” means “p–p of mercy.” this comes about after eating sk-nky fast food, most notably krystals or taco bell, where the grease acc-mulation in the affected person’s bowels creates a “perfect storm” of indigestible foreign matter, well-lubricated intestines, and a lack of time to process the poisons put into one’s body. the result is a nearly immediate post-consumption sh-t that proves that one’s enjoyment of such eating establishments is a crime against g-d and man; the pain alone should make repeat pract-tioners consider themselves as recreating a perverse, modern form of self-flagellation. however, true to its name, the p–p de grâce, once completed, offers relief that reaffirms faith in a higher order.
“not ten seconds p-ssed since he let the sixth krystal with cheese slip past his lips before the immediate and painful stabs of an incoming p–p de grace were felt…”

“the chili cheese fry had taken its toll; that porcelain throne was never quite the same after joe had taken his p–p de grâce.”