poop deck

a phrase used by mr. krabs in spongebob squarepants to talk about his b-tt.
mr. krabs: “fire on the p–p deck!”
patrick and spongebob: “fire on the p–p deck!”
the exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. requires constant swabbing.
”swab the p–p deck!”
to knock down with p–p.
he p–pdecked his opponent in the face, slightly in the mouth too.
a lining of toilet paper placed in the toilet so the splash of your dump doesn’t get you wet.
`man i hate it when i get water on my b-m!` `you should lay down the p–p deck next time friend`
a part of a boat, but most people misunderstand it and think that it is where p–p is on a deck.
john: captain said to get to the p–pdeck asap!

childish man: haha he said p–p!
the p–p deck usually begins with a blumpkin and transitions when your partner realizes how much you both had to eat at poncho’s mexican buffet. your girl transitions from the kneeling chicken head and moves to a romantic strattled position and inserts your meat missle into her c-ck koozie. at this point you are positioned for greatness provided you have not finished your bm. the two of you will drop the kids off at the exact same time and like olympic diving it is important not to splash. now wipe your -ss and tell that b-tch to make you a sandwich.
i’m enjoying this blumpkin but i could really go for a p–pdeck.
-ss, booty, b-tt, p–per
colleen had an awesome p–p deck! moco wanted to swab her p–p deck!
p–pdeck is made of two words, p–pd and eck. i believe they are german. it involves a fetish game where several drunken german folk get on a patio with all the rails removed. ten they get a fecal freakal and the deck gets all slippery with poo, right? then one guy (any one, n-body is picked) jumps up and yells shivar me timbeeers (but in german dude!) and they all try to push their slippery, excrement-laden partymates off the deck. it’s like king of the hill, except (a) everyone is covered in sh-t, (b) it’s technically a plateau, and outside the bavarian max players (deck height 3 meters) most decks are made close to the ground to avoid injuries. at the end, the last person standing wins. if the shiver caller is the winner everyone buys him a beer. if someone else is up there, the winner can pick to have the caller buy him a beer, or everyone gets to pee in his eyeb-lls.
trundel and hans are having a p–pdeck party, bring the keg, exlax, three shower curtains, and laundry detergent!