ticonderoga high school
a school where teen pregnancy makes you popular. the girls in this school have no clue how to close their legs and it’s not uncommon for them to date their best friends ex’s. as long as you’ve got a d-ck an are good at sports, you are treated like a god. if you’ve got a v-g-n-, welll then you might as well drink bleach. the freshmen and soph-m-res -ssume that they run the school, which makes the uppercl-ssmen p-ssed, but they don’t give enough f-cks to do anything about it. cheating is also common due to the various wh-r-s that run around the halls with their -ss and t-ts hanging out, claiming themselves as “hot.” they infact smell like tunafish and plaster their makeup on, but fail to notice because they are all stuck up one another’s -sses. all the guys are g-y for one another and constantly smack each other’s -sses in the halls, gym, bathroom, cl-ssroom etc. everyone in this school is a fake -ss b-tch and stab, even their best friends, in the back. word about things travel fast in this school, getting twisted along the way. drugs are commonly p-ssed throughout the halls during the school day, not making it hard to get “hooked up.” stay away from this school at all costs, who knows what diseases are in the air inside that school.
stranger: where did you go to school?
ti local: ticonderoga high school.
stranger: so a strip club.
ti local: …..basically.
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