Poop Driving


when you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to sh-t your pants.
officer: sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
driver: of course officer, i was going to sh-t my pants
p-ssenger: he was p–p driving sir.

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