poop fart
oderous flatulence which proceeds a large sh-t (pre-p–p). p–p farts can yield information related to the upcoming cr-p including degree of stench, m-ss and potential -n-l velocity. those conversant in art of p–p farting can potentially predict color, texture and volume of the ensuing sh-t.
i had too much qdoba last night and based on these p–p farts, i predict a double-flush power dump with green, furry logs.
flatulence followed by unintentional excretion of fecal matter. see shart. can also make a good nickname to call someone.
nigel has p–pfarted so many times that he decided it would be easier just to wear diapers.
a very atrocious fart resembling the smell of p–p, which is actually used as a reminder that a person needs to take a dump
“eww, did you p–p fart!?”
“yeah, sorry i need to take a dump”
p–pfart is a universal noun. p–pfart can be a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. p–pfart as a person: someone who is dirty, says dumb things, or maybe just your best friend. p–pfart as a place: any place you are going, or even where you are. p–pfart as a thing: anything that has m-ss and is an object. p–pfart as a thought or idea: any idea from anyone that you think is perposterous, great, or meaningless. p–pfart is the new greatest noun, you can use it in anyway, and how ever you want, no one will ever be offended, and it makes you cut down on cursing.
person: hannah, you be such a p–pfart!
place: hey, let’s go uptown to p–pfart! i love shopping at that place!
thing: -stubs toe on object- what is that p–pfart doing there!
thought or idea: i have a p–pfart! or that p–pfart is dumb, marcel the sh-ll could think of something better.
p–ping when a fart is trapped behind the p–p. the fart actually propels the p–p out quicker. or when you are unsure whether you need to p–p or fart. sometimes it’s just one or the other. it is often a surprise.
i p–p farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my b-tt.
i thought i needed to take a p–p but it was just a p–p fart.
a p–p fart is baisicly the act of forcing out a fart, whilst it is really diarhea… and you p–p instead. but still get the fart noise
i had to leave work early today to shower and change, cuz i had a p–p fart
when you fart so hard p–p comes out
ruth, you just p–ped!
ruth: no, i farted
ruth, i had a p–p fart
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