Steve-O

funniest man alive.

star of jack-ss, jack-ss: the movie, the steve-o tour video, and currently, wildboyz with pal chris pontius.

his next major work will be tv: the movie, which will also feature many of his jack-ss buddies.
steve-o: yeah, dude!
god. one should be so lucky as to have the opportunity to bask in his farts. ones mission in life is to follow in the footsteps of thy lord steve-o. his journeys can be seen on mtv or dvd. he performs many miracles and due to this, he is often mistaken as jesus.

“the steve-o prayer”
steve-o who art in jack-ss
hallowed be thy -ss
theself will c-m
it will be on dunn
on friday nights
as sat-rdays
give us this day
our daily laughs
and lead us not into dirty sanchez
but deliver us from complete cr-p
amen
(lord-o hear our prayer)
“dude, i jumped out my window naked with white feathers glued to me.”
“why?”
“cause it’s what steve-o would have done”
steve-o is the star of the show wilboys along with chris pontius. he’s also on the show jack-ss where they do crazy outrageous things to each other, he also pukes more than anyone i’ve ever seen.
steve-o is a non stop puker
the coolest guy on earth. has lots of tattoo’s, lives in the moment, and when he dies, he wants to die doing what he does best. he pukes alot, he screams alot. hes into alcohol and drugs. he may also be the funniest. makes me laugh everytime i see him. he’s a cool dude. and he says f-ck alot.
“i’m sick of this p–ping stuff! i’m gonna get my b-ttcheeks pierced together! -steve-o

“who cares what people say … i’m the f-ckin’ man dude!” -steve-o
once an unknown clown, today one of the most envied celebreties in the world. when acting with chris pontius, makes beavis and b-tthead look like a ripoff. can stand any level of pain or humiliation and wants to be a rock star and remembered forever. vomits a lot and has a small weenie and many weird tatoos. although he loves to play with feces, everybody loves him (including me). has the most style of all off the jack-ss crew. because of his love for animals, he was the man for the hilarious wildboyz show
“hi, i´m steve o and this is the fart mask”
a charming and convivial man, roguishly handsome and very successful with the ladies. sometimes referred to as “anaconda” due to “de hefty langer” on him and yet his impressive dimensions are out-done by his olympian prowess in the boudoir.
that chap who all the women want and all the men want to be is a proper steve-o
the screen name for the ceo and founder of