poop hammock
it’s when you wear a g-string backwards…..
“i wear my g-string backwards and call it a p–p hammock”
when you are going number 2 and your shirt is so long that it catches your p–p.
aw man yesterday i was taking a sh-t and turned my tall t into a p–p hammock
when you place at least three -ss gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. you calmly sh-t and if done correctly the p–p will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the -ss gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.
person 1: “hey man you wont believe what i just did in the bathroom!”
person 2: “what!?!”
person 1: “i successfuly created a p–p hammock! i have been trying to do this for years! this is a day to remember!”
person 2: “woah dude…im jealous! i still havent been able to aquire such a skill.”
Read Also:
- Post Midtermitis
when you don’t feel like doing sh-t for the rest of the day, because you just took a midterm (a la sleeping in all day after a midterm). i just took my math midterm, and now i have a bad case of post midtermitis. i’m going to play games for the rest of the day.
- post punk kitchen
groovy gravy vegan cooking show hosted by terry romero and isa moskowitz shown on public access tv in brooklyn. they usually have a band chopping vegetables on the show. isa has written 3 cookbooks, vegan with a vengance, vegan cupcakes take over the world and veganomicon (with terry) on the post punk kitchen, you are […]
- potb
pat on the back. pat on his or her back. don’t worry john, everything will be ok. potb.
- sharkgun
derived from the word ‘shotgun’. used to call the p-ssenger seat. “sharkgun!” “dammit, i wanted the front seat!”
- SharksInMyANUS
pretty cool guy who likes to say suck my d-ck alot sekushi hi shark sharksinmy-n-s suuuuuuuuuuucccck my diiiiiiiiiick sekushi k sharksinmy-n-s also good afternoon my good man