poop lasagna
when you think you’re done p–ping, you start wiping, only to realize that you need to p–p again. then are you done? yeah, wipe again. oops, more p–p? then wipe some more. coined by larry the cable guy.
larry was at the county fair making p–p lasagna in the bathroom. “p–p, paper, p–p, paper, p–p, paper…”
when you take a huge sh-t in the toilet, wipe your -ss, pee, take another sh-t in the sh-t hole, wipe again, have diareha. p–p and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. if it does not go down, it is officially a p–p lasagna!!!!
dude i just made a giant 10-layer p–p lasagna!! it won’t go down! maybe a pencil will make it go down!!
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