Poop Lock
a life saving maneuver used to prevent someone from p–ping in their pants.
basic p–p lock- standing perfectly still with back straight, feet together, and b-tt cheeks clenched.
advanced p–p lock
in addition to the basic form, a person can gain added effectiveness by standing on tippy toes, holding their breath, clenching teeth, asking for forgiveness, and/or singing living on a prayer by bon jovi.
kevin: dude, i have to p–p really bad. i might p–p in my pants.
keith: quick, p–p lock!
kevin: i already am!
keith: pray to bon jovi, that always helps me.
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