poop monkey


an exclamation declaring something isn’t going your way.
upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, pat exclaimed, “p–p monkey!”
1. a peice of p–p that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has p–p smeared over it
1. dude, i just laid a p–p monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that p–p monkey at the zoo?
a large b-ttcrack
yo man ! that guy has one huge p–pmonkey!

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