poop monster


during the act of -n-l s-x, or due to insertion of the p-n-s into 1. a female, 2. a male, or 3. an animals -n-s, particulate matter of feces will escape with the departure of the penus, causing thus forth, a “p–p monster”
the “p–p monster” has escaped from the cave!
a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the p–p and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a p–p monster.
i think we’ve got ourselves a p–p monster in our toilet… time to call the plumber / exterminator.
a guy who loves to dance around in p–p until he is covered in it. can be considered an insult.
sean ramon is a major p–p monster. don’t you hate how p–p monsters are such p–p monster? if i was a p–p monster i’d pick on myself all the time for being a p–p monster.
n. adj. a person who is so inclined as to attack people in the middle of the night with various means, the least of which is human feces.
1) “dude your friend is such a p–pmonster.”
jarman is a p–p monster
hahaha….p–p monster

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