Poop Ninja



a p–p ninja is one that silently p–ps their pants in the presence of others.

an alternate version according to www.p–pninjas.com is a p–per scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
ex. 1 a p–p ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. they accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.

ex 2. a p–p ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog p–p.
when one takes an accidental sh-t in their pants, and then blaming it on a fictional character, sometimes refered to as just “someone”, or the “p–p ninja”

can be used as a verb, as well as a noun, sometimes even both.
example 1: someone took a sh-t in my pants, i don’t know who, and i don’t know why, but this is an issue that needs to be addressed immediately

example 2:
jimmy to ricky: dammit! look out man, the p–p ninja is on the loose. he got me.

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