poop raft


when you need to p–p silently or avoid streaks in the bowl carefully align a few squares of toilet paper in the water approximately where your poo shall land. taking ur poo balance on the toilet paper raft allowing for a clean, quiet p–p.
when you’re at your bf’s house and gotta poo, don’t forget to build a p–p raft.

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