poop retreat
a p–p retreat occures when doing a #2 while aiming sideways in a specific angle to make use of the curving half-pipe structure of the common variety of toilet bowls. a p–p retreat signifies a high velocity p–p that returns to the creator’s r-ct-m.
“hey rik, you are not looking that well.”
“yeah man, i am not feeling that well because i just had a p–p retreat”
“do you have an aftertaste?”
“yeah”
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