poopspank
telling someone that you have to p–p, but really you are going to jerk off.
bill said that he had to go p–p right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. i bet he is really going to p–p spank it.
deciding to m-st-rb-t- while p–ping
jeff was p–ping while reading p-rn in my bathroom and decided to have a p–pspank
to spank someone or someone’s -ss with a big wooden spoon. a big wooden spoon must be involved or else it’s just spanking…
i’m gonna p–pspank your cl-t with a big wooden spoon!
you just got p–pspank’d!…with a big wooden spoon.
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