Poop Robber
there’s this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your p–p if you don’t flush. so, you better flush.
my mom told me about him, when i didn’t flush.
mom – “be careful, jim”
jim – “why?”
mom – “there’s a p–p robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your p–p if you don’t flush. so, you better flush.”
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