a person that lingers around a nieghborhood that you can rely on to do the dirty work that no one else will.
that guy chris that cruises around here is a good p–p shoot gahdoot.
- squish f*ck
a needy little b-tch who doesn’t wear the pants in the relationship. a person who acts like they are king sh-t till they get home to get railed by a strap on. a person who buys expensive body building supplements but is build like a bird. a person who loses their turn with their spouse. […]
- travellers remorse
after travelling abroad for a long period of time, having the time of your life, meeting amazing people and tasting amazing foods…returning to your urban life working 9-5 (or 7-6:40pm), seeing a computer screen all day long, and wondering when the next long weekend will be. i.e. wishing you were still in australia backpacking for […]
a really strange but fun person to be around. sometimes you wonder why you are friends with them. samuls is coming over today
- hit and cream
a euphemism that implies a one night stand (netflix and chill, have coffee) “what’s up with rachel and burt? i sensed a lot of tension.” “ah, last weekend burt pulled the cl-ssic hit and cream with rachel and didn’t call her after.” “yikes.”
- fur mom
a person who believes their dog barks sparkles and p–ps rainbows and can’t do a thing wrong. that dog is so out of control, and it’s fur mom doesn’t see anything wrong with it.