Poop Stand-off
this term is used for when you are in public restroom and you are trying to go #2 and another person enters the stall next to you. you wait for that person to leave so they cannot hear your p–p noises. if that person has to p–p as well you may be caught in a p–p stand-off.
christine:”where have you been? you’ve been gone for more than 30 minutes?”
laura: “i got caught in a p–p stand-off with jen from sales, she just wouldn’t leave!”
a p–p standoff is when 2 people go into a public bathroom with more than one stall to p–p. both people try waiting until the other person leaves so they can p–p in private. that is a p–p standoff.
julie went into her work bathroom to p–p, but as soon as she got in there, another co-worker came in. she then became involved in a p–p standoff, while she tried to outwait the other person.
when you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy sh-ts. it becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a p–p standoff.
“where have you been? you missed the birth of our son.”
“sorry honey, i was in a p–p standoff for the past 7 hours.”
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