poop surprise

first, you take a m-ssive cr-p on the floor beside the bed, and you have s-x with your girl, as shes moaning and about to -rg-sm, you stop and pick up your sh-t and throw it at her, then c-m on her leg giving you all the pleasure and her only the first half. then calmy put your clothes on and go play video games.
i would rather give her a p–p surprise than to let her have a great time in bed

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