poop text
n. a text message made to a friend either during the act or after of taking a p–p. usually done to explain the experience or finished product of a defecation
know now that this is a p–p text. i just took the greatest p–p of my life. not only was it huge but 3 distinct colors of the rainbow were represented.
(verb) the act of sending text messages to others while defecating.
(noun) a text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.
(verb) at the rest area, bob decided to p–ptext his entire contact list.
(noun) jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a p–ptext from bob during the important office meeting.
composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet
mr. x goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. he then proceeds to p–p text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.
sending emails via text message capable cell phone.
please don’t p–p text my work email, my boss got p-ssed.
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