Poop Thong


p–p thong is when a girl (or guy) gets p–p stains on their thong as a result of either:

a) not wiping well enough after defecation
b) uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) -n-l seepage
“yo, i heard that girl brandi endbare had a p–p thong. it was stankier than 2 homeless mothaf-ckaz playin’ golf on a school night, ya feel me?”

“yeah…yeah i feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and ted danson.”

“exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothaf-ckin’ thing you ever saw. i’m talkin’ sicker than a vag degreased betty white on peyote”

“yeah man that be some f-cked up sh-t, thinkin’ about it just makes me wanna sh-t a beehive”

“better that than a p–p thong. did i tell you about that girl brandi endbare?”

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