poop trap
clogging of toilet by means of p–p by previous user. the p–p will be lying in hiding further down in the plumbing, making it undetectable by the eye and scent, until you actually flush and the rising water level will spring the trap.
1. went to flush. low and behold, the previous occupant p–p trapped me.
2. i quickly left the toilet leaving behind a p–p trap for the next user.
the highly grotesque act of leaving excrement on the seat of a public restroom toilet, in hopes that a desperate individual will unknowingly sit in it and be covered in poo.
i left a p–ptrap in the restroom at mcdonalds and a fat man, rushing to the toilet, fell into the trap!
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