Poop Turn


when you leave for work in your car in the morning and have to sh-t. you have to decide if you can gamble and make it to work or do a “p–p turn”. you turn your car around and head back home to cr-p on your own toilet.
got a mile from home today heading for work when nature called. had to whip a “p–p turn” and go back home.

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