Poop Walk
the awkward shuffle that people (adults and children) perform when they have to take a dump but there is no toilet nearby. resembles the ankle-chained shuffle that white collar criminals exhibit when being led from their 5th avenue penthouse to the waiting police car.
barry made the mistake of eating a bran m-ffin with his coffee before going out for a walk and then had to p–p walk the last mile home before he could get to the toilet.
a walk you take your dog on just long enough to let him p–p, then go back inside. usually when you don’t have enough time to properly walk the dog, but don’t want him to take a dumpski in your apartment/house.
i was in a hurry to get to work but i didn’t want fido to cr-p in the house, so i took him out for a short p–pwalk. we walked through the neighborhood for 5 minutes, he shat on someone’s yard, i bagged it up and we hurried home.
the act of taking such a long t-rd that it bottoms out the toilet while still connected to your -sshole and you have stand up off the toilet and walk the t-rd off until the connection breaks.
guy 1: dude i deployed such a long monkey tail sh-t that i had to do the p–p walk!
guy 2: d-mn dude did it break clean?
guy 1: nah man, it gave me the worst case of mud b-tt! it took a whole roll to wipe me clean!
guy 2: dude you get some pictures?
guy 1: you know it dude!
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