poopadox
the paradox of women wanting to get help with a problem that they’re ashamed of: p–ping. it is a woman’s job to be ashamed of number two, unfortunately, so this term was coined by sarah haskins in her gender stereotyping comedy series “target women”.
sally: i have diarrhea but i’m too embarr-ssed to tell my doctor about it. it’s a p–padox
the situation where you have taken an earth-shattering p–p resulting in your inability to stand.
billy: “joe, why are you sitting on the floor, staring at your p–p?”
joe: “i just had a p–padox, man.”
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