poopasfuag
when your dog walks around with its back arched in the p–ping position.
typically occurs when it cannot hold in the p–p, but at the same time, cannot find the perfect spot to let it out.
“i hate it when my dog p–pasfuags around the gr-ss instead of doing its business already.”
“my dog was being so picky about its p–p location that it was p–pasfuaging for nearly seven minutes!”
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