Poopcandle
1. when you take a cr-p that smells so bad a candle is
required.
2. when you take a cr-p that resembles a candle, then light it on fire
matt- “i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a p–pcandle”
david- “nipples!”
a masturbatory aid when a loved one is away for prolonged periods of time. before said loved ones departure, a candle is inserted into their -n-s, wick end first. once inserted the internal head produced by the “candlers” -n-s causes the candle to soften’ allowing it to absorb the various pungent aromas familiar to the “candle burner”.
once removed and the loved one has left, the candle is lit, releasing the absorbed smells into the room in which the “candle burner” proceeds to m-st-rb-t- surrounded in the”p–p aura” of their beloved.
ryan’s p–p candle reminded him of that time he didn’t wash after having unprotected -n-l s-x with with his high school sweetheart rebecca.
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