Poopception
when you are taking a dump and you realize through texting, phone calls, etc that several others (friends, family, pets, etc.) are also taking a dump at the same time and at least 1 of them is in a different time zone, making their dump in your past or in your future.
“i am sitting in my bathroom taking a dump and i look out the window as my dog walks up outside and takes a dump. magic
little did you know, the magic goes deeper, as i am p–ping as well. p–pception
but i’m technically p–ping in your past, due to the time difference.
mind. blown.”
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