b-ttf-cking an ice cream scoop
did you see everette? he’s walking funny ever since he did that p–per scoopin!
- akit yut
“akit yut” refers to stomach-ache, bloating, pain in the stomach or abdomen. ” i’m sorry sir, had akit yut at home. “
when your smart tv gets a sh-t signal. the big football match was nearly unwatchable. like watching on high defecation 1080poo.
the act of pouring a half-empty warm can of soda/beer into a half-empty cold can so as not to waste the warm soda/beer. “a cansplant is a very dangerous procedure, i once spilled soda all over my pants!”
- vial of denial
when you’re on steroids but deny using them. steroids, juice, all these “vial of denials” say you don’t need steroids to get big steroids, juice,
people who discriminate against free wifi “man wendy’s wifi is great!” “bruh i can’t believe you use free wifi it’s sh-t.” “shut up you wifist!”