poopfartsmiled
you shart yourself
my mother has a friend named eugene grey. she has known him as long as i can remember. when i was younger he would come to my house and drink alcohol with my parents on occasion. one time he used my sippy cup and mixed vodka&&v8 juice in it. he left it in the living room on the coffee table. when i walked in from the kitchen i saw my cup and thought that it was mine and took the biggest sip, then started gagging. the taste was purulent. that was more than 11 or 12 years ago. i did not forgive him until i was about 11 years old. he always tried to make it up to me, i never gave in. i held a grudge against him for a very long time. but in the end, i forgave him when i understood that he took fault for his actions. to this day i will not drink v8 juice unless i see it being poured in to cup or if someone tries it before i do.
“that kid p–pfartsmiled!”
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