poophemism


-sserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.
how one might implement a p–phemism:

-family at the table eating-

you: “be right back, just going on a short logging expedition”
1 more definition
a polite or comedic way to excuse one’s self to go p–p.
my favorite p–phemism has to be “drop off the kids at the pool,” or “i dropped the browns at the superbowl,” or even, “i’ve gotta go doo something.”

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