Poopist



p–pist (noun) – a professional p–per, p–p shaper and general p–p inspector.
the other day i had to get a p–pist to inspect my large corny, nutty feces, he said to eat less corn.
one who discriminates against p–p.
don’t hate me because i’m a p–pist. diarrhea is ugly, it’s green and it stinks.

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