poopjack


going p–p and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.
i just had a great p–pjack, it feels good and conserves time!
rubbin one off in the john, while p–pin’.
ryan hall left music history to go p–pjack and splooged all over himself. f-ck you, ryan.

seriously.

dude.
to hijack one’s social media, usually to post status updates involving p–ping.
dan p–pjacked wendy while she was answering the door.

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