pooplander
1.)a toilet or 2.)a slip of the finger causing fecal remnants to remain. example: a.) after taking a dump when your fingers tear through the toilet paper while wiping your b-tt. b.)when you scratch an itch around the -n-l region or taint and you get closer to the stink hole than you wanted causing undesireable fecal finger odor.
1.)i did it last month. it’s someone elses turn to clean the friggin’ p–plander this time. 2.)holy mother of satan this toilet paper sucks! that’s the second p–plander in a row!
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