poopliture
p–pliture is literature that you take to the bathroom to read while p–ping. the cl-ssic and most recognized p–pliture is the newspaper. in recent years with the advent of increasingly sophisticated electronics, smartphones, tablets, laptops can all be used for p–pliture.
a man walks out into the living room where his wife is watching tv. he says “hey, do we have any p–pliture in here? i could use something to read on the john and i think its gonna be awhile, that thai food is out for revenge!” his wife looks up at him as he grasps his rumbling gut with a look of desperation on his face and says ” here take the kindle, the kindle store has plenty of p–pliture.” the desperate man agrees and grabs the kindle hastily, making a run toward the bathroom.
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