Poopmonger


a man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter
jack and jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a p–pmonger
a monger of p–p. one who takes a freshly droped deuce and fins multiple uses for it 1.) to stick it under your finger nails so it wont come out and u smell like -ss, and make toehr people smell whne u hand shake them 2.) to take the steamin log and attempt to ballance it on your nose like a seal, then melting it over your face, and pouring the boiling sh-t into your d-ck, or mothers ashole.
oh d-mn elias lyonns is such a p–p monger. he just took his sisters hand and shuved it into his -sshole, so far that it came outa his 2 inch d-ck. and the hand grabbed his b-lls, ripped them off, and pulled them through his d-ck and -ss, and then elias ate them, then they came outa his -ss again.

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