poopophobe
a person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant’s sh-t;
b) he’s ashamed of the noises that come out of his p–per when he sh-ts;
c) there’s a strong possibility that he’ll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.
larry: man, jason, you don’t look well.
jason: (bending over in pain) i know. i need to take a dump.
larry: there’s a washroom over there next to the gap.
jason: (cringing) nah, man. i think i’ll take the bus and head home. it’ll only take me a couple hours. i can hold it.
larry: what the h-ll, jason. are you a p–pophobe?
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