it’s an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a sh-t, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.
bro 1: hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
bro 2: cause i took a p–pshavemasturbathing.
- Popped her prune
when ya nail an old b-tch friend says i popped your sisters cherry comeback i popped your moms prune popped her prune
- Prickly Cleveland Steamer
when you’re strapped to a bed of nails and your woman drops a hot steamy deuce on your chest martha is about to give bob a pr-ckly cleveland steamer
an adjective describing something that belongs in the 90s or older furbies are so radicoobular!
- Reverse Pretty Woman
julia roberts in pretty woman went from a cl-ssless wh-r- (prost-tute by profession) of questionable character, to a charming self woman with a good head on her shoulders. this is the exact opposite. everything was cool with her when we started dating, but then she pulled a reverse pretty woman on me and started banging […]
noun- (1) a dog or puppy who exudes enough cuteness to make you want to hug it forever, squeeze it a few times, make it your best friend, take it with you everywhere you go, etc. (2) man’s best friend, a.k.a. canine “hug and kiss that wittle ruffers until he melts your heart.”