poopsockin’ it
when you sit for so long in front of a computer or video game, you just p–p down your pants leg and it runs into your sock.
kim: hey, i tried texting you like five times and you wouldn’t reply!
juger: that’s cuz i was on mysp-ce, p–psockin’ it.
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