Pootinki


noun.) a piece of p–p so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit t-rd. cannot exceed the size of a marble.

verb.) to pootinki: taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a human.
example 1:

del: man, i thought i had to sh-t, but all that came out was a little pootinki! hope i am not getting constipated!

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