poopstain cigar
contrary to popular belief, a p–pstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. it’s when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a cuban and smoke it.
man, i had the runs but it’s fine, i’ll p–pstain cigar it.
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