jacking off while taking a sh-t.
jim: man, i’m just so busy i had to try p–psterbaiting during my lunch break.
- 69 dip
the act of receiving a rim job from an otherwise unwilling partic-p-nt, using a tactical dipping of the hips when on top in a 69 position. “hey kev, did that dirty piece of pus-pus give you a r-mm-ng last night” “yeah, she wasn’t up for it to start with, but i executed a textbook 69 […]
- pink snoozer
when you knock a girl out in the middle of -rg-sm and c-m in her eye giving her pink eye all i remember is having s-x and i woke up with a pink snoozer
- case of beef
any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of -ss (with a female anyway). also known as a sausage party or sausage fest. hey broohhhh. we are headed over to frank’s house […]
- burn some socks
having to use your socks to wipe your -ss due to lack of toilet paper or anything else. this should always be a last resort. i had to burn some socks while walking through the woods today.
- cold nut
“the cold nut” is symbolic for when a person shows someone complete disrespect and rejection. popularly used in a variety of daily situations such as, i.e. when someone cuts you off on the highway…when your manager doesn’t pay you for extra hours…when your friend doesn’t answer the phone and hits the “ignore b-tton”…when traffic police […]